Monthly Archive: April 2011
So the other day I was talking with a friend of mine, who Just Happens To Be a Crown Prosecutor…. Now, those of you who show up here regularly will know that my relationship with the cops is Ambivalent, at best. It’s not that I don’t support Lawful Authority – I believe in the Righteousness of contracts, the inviolability of property, and serving your country like a Good Goddamned Soldier. I’m basically a Paladin with addiction ‘problems’. But when you get down to the particulars of the police forces in our society, I’ve got some major problems with how they...
Here’s the thing, ladies; you love attention. We both know it’s true. And us men (Real Men, anyway) love you for it. Oh, sure, your narcissism can have a down side. For instance, I once attended the birthday party of a woman who turned it into an ‘event’ via FaceBook. The women were all up on stage, karaokeing and doing their own (boring) thing all night, while demanding that all us boyfriends and husbands pay attention to this unrehearsed Talent Show. I’m fairly certain that a Hall of Mirrors would have been a more successful venue.
So the other day, while my girlfriend was in the shower, I stumbled upon the following video. I couldn’t resist playing it for her while she towelled off. Now don’t get me wrong – her happiness matters to me, and I wouldn’t normally subject her to something like this, but we’d just spent the past three days performing a callisthenic marathon, and I figured she was sated. Any shrivelling effects would, at worst, allow her to concentrate at work the next day, or, at best, act as a needed balm for her gentler bits. So a quick warning, then: any...
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